Stuart Charlton

Age: 31

Position: Goal hanger

Nickname Pieman

When did you sign for the monday? Tuesday week

Previous clubs Salop Rangers (RIP)

Awards/medals 50 metres badge

Favourite meal Half time orange

Favourite drink Petrol

Favourite film Weekend At Bernies 2

Favourite actor/actress Gary Coleman

Favourite TV programme Antiques Roadshow

Favourite book whassaat?

Favourite band/musician George Benson

Favourite car xr3i ghia turbo diesel estate

Favourite holiday City break in Marley Pots

Player you would least like to play against Chopper Harris... or Dean Mason (have u ever seen both on the same room?)

Player you would most like to play with Gary Rowell

Best football moment I did 100 headers in the garden once

Worst football moment Sunderland 10 -11 Charlton (AET + pens) - Division 1 play-off final, Wembley,1998

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) Fat Freddie Sheppard would make a good punchbag

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer? A hairdresser, naturellement

Superstitions? Always double check where your flip-flops are of a Sunday morn

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear? A shark