Jeff Gravestock

Age 37

Position Sad, lonely goalie

Nickname Glovesey (or it used to be. Now 1-Glove, or Glovey)

When did you sign for the monday? Sign?

Previous clubs I used to go to The Dome in Birmingham a lot. Does that count?

Awards/medals Yes thanks

Favourite meal The taste of victory

Favourite drink The juice of victory (that doesnt work does it?)

Favourite film Fuji 35 ml (colour)

Favourite actor/actress Robert Pires / Chris Newby. Lizzie ODel

Favourite TV programme Songs of Praise

Favourite book Catch 22 (which I very rarely do)

Favourite band/musician Elizabeth Moss

Favourite car Not mine

Favourite holiday Anywhere cold and cloudy

Player you would least like to play against Lee Bowyer (or play with)

Player you would most like to play with Andy Robinson

Best football moment Getting a goal kick over the half way line

Worst football moment ?

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) Someone who can build a boat

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer Even lazier

Superstitions Never to fill out one of those Player Profile things. Doh.

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear The Polar Bear as hed have the better reach from that mint he sits on