Jon Howarth

Age: 43

Position: Goal hanger, Bench, Left Mid, In the Hole Attacker (preffered), On the other team!

Nickname Yasser (after Arafat)

When did you sign for the monday? June 2002 (in a drunken Haze)

Previous clubs Top Spot Snooker Club, Qatar AFC

Awards/medals None for Football, but lots for other sports

Favourite meal Doner Kebab with Tarramosolata sauce

Favourite drink South Eastern Australian Grenache

Favourite film Dirty Harry

Favourite actor/actress Micky Rourke/Kim Bassenger

Favourite TV programme University Challenge

Favourite book Beano Annual

Favourite band/musician XTC

Favourite car Porsche 911 GT 2

Favourite holiday Butlins (Minehead)

Player you would least like to play against Ryan Giggs

Player you would most like to play with Roy Keane or any Top Ladies Player

Best football moment Scoring first goal for Easton Mondays

Worst football moment When EASTON lost cup final

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) Natasha Kinsky

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer? Darts Player

Superstitions? Not superstitious

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear? Wouldnt happen because they live in different regions of the world