Steve Jones

Age: 41

Position: Right wing

Nickname Jonesy

When did you sign for the monday? 96

Previous clubs Pump House, St Judes, olston Arms, Edgemoor rovers, Liverpool Torpedo, Bretlans FC, St Peter and Paul

Awards/medals Bristol Casual Sunday League 3rd Div Champs, Liverpool and District Div 1 Winners U14

Favourite meal Sushi

Favourite drink Out of date Lucozade

Favourite film Escape to Victory

Favourite actor/actress Tommy Lee Jones

Favourite TV programme How?

Favourite book Advanced Coaching Skills For Begginners

Favourite band/musician Claire Grogan/Altered ImAge:s

Favourite car Lamborgini Countache

Favourite holiday Camping in Woolacombe

Player you would least like to play against Norman Hunter/Matt

Player you would most like to play with Nick Hand in his youth

Best football moment Scoring 5 in a Cup Semi Final as Centre Forward

Worst football moment Being man-marked and not touching the ball in the Final and as captain losing 5-0

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) Kylie

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer? ?

Superstitions? Playing in Finals with Dean

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear? In 1987 an independent survey showed that dependin on terrain the grizzly had a 2 to 1 advantAge: in mountainous conditions and even in the Arctic