Paul Lappin

Age: 34

Position: Wherever Im put. Left back seems to be my position at the moment.

Nickname Laps

When did you sign for the monday? Joined 2002. But luckily I didnt sign anything.

Previous clubs Swindon Cub Scouts 1980-1981

Awards/medals I've a gold swimming badge somewhere

Favourite meal What?

Favourite drink Favourite drink? Are you kidding?

Favourite film Er, Alien I suppose

Favourite actor/actress ?

Favourite TV programme The West Wing I guess. And Faking It is always good.

Favourite book Paranoia by Joseph Finder is a decent read

Favourite band/musician The Charlatans. Consistently good.

Favourite car Favourite car?! What kind of interview is this?!

Favourite holiday Snowboarding with four Icelandic girls in Madonna Di Capalagio, 2004. Havent been able to walk properly since.

Player you would least like to play against Lee Bowyer

Player you would most like to play with Cantona

Best football moment Man United winning the treble. 26 May 1999.

Worst football moment ?

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) Sienna Miller. Obviously.

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer? Well, Im obviously very lucky that Ive manAge:d to have such a successful career playing for the Mondays. I guess if I ever the left the club, er, Id probably do something less physical. A designer maybe. Yeah, a designer. Freelance designer. They have it pretty easy dont they?

Superstitions? None

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear? What? What kind of question is that? Right, thats it Im going. This is stupid. You see, this is why I dont talk to the press...