Dean Mason

Age: 30

Position: Defender

Nickname Chopper on the pitch - Cupcake at home

When did you sign for the monday? Start of the 03 - 04 Season

Previous clubs Nascot Wood Rangers FC - South West Herts Boys League (84- 88), Garston Boys FC - South West Herts Big Boys League (88- 91), The White Lion, Apsley - Hemel Hempstead Punch up League (92 - 93), Inter Ya-mumma - Derby University hung over and st*ned League (97 - 00)

Awards/medals 35 meters backstroke, whilst wearing pyjamas swimming badge. 2nd place in the High Jump at the Alban Wood Junior school, 2nd Years sports day. 1st place Roseette at the County Durham Gymcarna 93 (this was purchased at a car boot sale, but is always a source of intreague and a hot topic of discussion at dinner parties). Eastons Player of the Year, 03 - 04 Season.

Favourite meal Any Pasta dish on a Saturday Evening!

Favourite drink Mineral Water with a slice of lemon on the rocks!

Favourite film Good Fellas

Favourite actor/actress Jeff Cohen

Favourite TV programme Scrapheap Challenge USA!

Favourite book Catch 22

Favourite band/musician Rolling Stones

Favourite car Citroen ZX!

Favourite holiday Taormina, Sicily

Player you would least like to play against Peter Osgood or Greavsie

Player you would most like to play with Lee Bowyer!

Best football moment The ball narrowly missing my boy parts and hitting my thigh in the game against Henleaze Corintians

Worst football moment Losing the Cup final last season to two highly dubious penalty decisions!!

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) Mr Ben

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer? Running Back for the Pitsburgh Steelers

Superstitions? Putting my socks and shinpads on before my boots.

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear? Grizzly everytime