Chris Newby

Age: 31

Position: Left Wing

Nickname Newbs, Beanie, Pires, Kit Man etc

When did you sign for the monday? 2002

Previous clubs Westgate Wanderers (North Lancs League)

Awards/medals Yes

Favourite meal Breakfast

Favourite drink Pint of Black Sheep (proper real ale that is)

Favourite film Trainspotting

Favourite actor/actress Christopher Ecclestone/ Scarlett Johansson

Favourite TV programme Curb Your Enthusiasm

Favourite book Midnights children

Favourite band/musician Radiohead

Favourite car MINI (obviously)

Favourite holiday Lake District

Player you would least like to play against Deano

Player you would most like to play with Glenn Hoddle

Best football moment Scoring both goals in 11th Morecambes Cubs Cup Final 2-1 victory

Worst football moment Losing the other five cup finals Ive played in since...

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) Liv Tyler

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer? Depends on the weather

Superstitions? Pre-match dump

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear? Depends on the weather