Andy Purnell

Age: 43 and three quarters

Position: Part-time Striking Midfield Defending Keeper

Nickname Colonel

When did you sign for the monday? In the beginning

Previous clubs Dynamo Rorschach, The Dug Out.

Awards/medals Fantasy Mini League Championship 2003/04, Casual League Div 3 Championship 2003/04.

Favourite meal Surf n Turf

Favourite drink Pina Colada

Favourite film Porkys

Favourite actor/actress Will Smith/J Lo

Favourite TV programme Inspector Morse

Favourite book Will Smith King of Cool

Favourite band/musician Will Smith/J Lo

Favourite car Hummer

Favourite holiday Christmas

Player you would least like to play against Billy Bremner

Player you would most like to play with Stuart Pearce

Best football moment Getting picked for the school Under 10s first team

Worst football moment Getting dropped from the above when the coach realised he had forgotten to pick the captain

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) Sam from Bewitched

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer? Will Smith

Superstitions? Always check theres loo paper before you take a crap

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear? Polar Bear. Theyre sneaky.