Brian Rance

Position: Strictly . Oh sorry, centre midfield

Nickname Currently skipper, usually pass it you t**t

When did you sign for the monday? Sept 2003

Previous clubs Portishead Juniors, Portishead FC, Assize Courts, Jolly Sailor, Cross Keys, Spearmint Rhino(oh not those clubs)!

Awards/medals Yes, loads

Favourite meal Curry

Favourite drink Real Ale

Favourite film Italian Job

Favourite actor/actress Robin Williams/Meg Ryan

Favourite TV programme Any footie

Favourite book Davinci Code

Favourite band/musician The Jam

Favourite car Aston Martin

Favourite holiday New Zealand

Player you would least like to play against Patrick Viera, hes a bit good

Player you would most like to play with That bird out of Bend it like Beckham

Best football moment Scoring the golden goal in 2003/04 Harry Mottram Cup Final, only to realise wed agreed on a full 30 minutes extra time. We lost 3-2!

Worst football moment Scoring the golden goal in 2003/04 Harry Mottram Cup Final, only to realise wed agreed on a full 30 minutes extra time. We lost 3-2!

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) Demi Moore

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer? m not a footballer! Ask any of my team mates

Superstitions? Never pass when you can shoot, from anywhere!

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear? Depends on the location, in the snow, Polar Bear any day as he can hide against an iceberg and the Grizzly would be to busy putting an extra layer on. In the woods, definitely a Grizzly as the Polar Bear would be to hot and would be distracted by all the interesting flora and fauna.