Pete Stillman

Age: Just two decades short of 60

Position: Anywhere at the back during a game. Anywhere on my back after a game

Nickname Stilly or You Clumsy Sod

When did you sign for the monday? I was supposed to sign something?

Previous clubs Seven iron and Dynamo Rorschach

Awards/medals Player of the Astro Season 93-94, Casual League Division 3 Championship 2004, Harry Mottram Cup Runner-up 2004 No.32 in Melody Makers Top 50 Albums of 1997, FIFA 2000 World Cup Winner (Playstation)

Favourite meal Breakfast

Favourite drink A bottle of water I had in Brussels, January 1st 1999

Favourite film Kodak Avantix

Favourite actor/actress Deano when trying to persuade the referee that he hasnt given away a penalty (Never touched him!)/Michelle Pfeiffer for the same reasons.

Favourite TV programme Crimewatch

Favourite book Modern Toss

Favourite band/musician Tom Adams/Teenage Fanclub

Favourite car Herbie - I loved it when he went to Monte Carlo!

Favourite holiday A fortnight in Dawlish Warren, August 1974

Player you would least like to play against Anyone quicker and more skillful than me. Thats anyone then.

Player you would most like to play with See above

Best football moment January 1st 1987 - Gary Smarts 25-yard half-volley into the top corner at Ashton Gate. City 0 Rovers 1

Worst football moment Having to get up early on a Sunday morning

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) The Swedish U-21 Womens Hockey squad - or anyone who can build a really good raft

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer? Very unhappy. Or coach of the Swedish U-21 Womens Hockey squad.

Superstitions? Falling over a lot for no discernable reason and lying around groaning the afternoon following a game

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear? Depends where the fight is being held and what weapons are available. Ill go for the polar bear on away goals.