Marcus Teague

Age: 36

Position: Right/Left Back

Nickname Teaguey

When did you sign for the monday? 1996

Previous clubs None. Came up through the youth team.

Awards/medals Last years team medal

Favourite meal Fish/seafood

Favourite drink Zywiec Polish Beer

Favourite film Star Wars

Favourite actor/actress Uma Thurman

Favourite TV programme Footballers Wifes

Favourite book First Light by Geoffery Wellum

Favourite band/musician DR DRE

Favourite car Aston Martin Vanquish

Favourite holiday Lazing in the sun with a beer

Player you would least like to play against Lee Bowyer.

Player you would most like to play with Keira Knightley in Bend it like Beckham

Best football moment The first time I went to Villa Park

Worst football moment England getting knocked out of the world cup in a penalty shoot out every four years

Person you would most like to get stranded on a beach with (apart from the missus) Wynona Ryder

What would you be if you wasn't a footballer? Unfit

Superstitions? I have to have a can of red bull before the match and a bottle of orange isotonic lucuzade for halftime.

Who would win a fight between a grizzly and a polar bear? The polar bear, because everyone knows all northerners are dead hard.