History: 2006-7

Easton Monday 3 - 0 Re-Union

03 may : Axa Sun Life

Here we go then, a championship decider no less, and against another team that we've never beaten. Like a strange marriage between a stick of celery and a bag of crisps, this would be a real crunch match writes reporting ace Pete Stillman.

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Easton Monday 7 - 0 Westbury Wanderers

02 may : Axa Sun Life

To lose one first teamer could be considered unfortunate. To lose two seems a little careless, but to be missing three! Well, that's just plain suicidal. writes reporting ace Pete Stillman.

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29 Apr : tbc

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Easton Monday 2 - 1 Barely Athletic

04 Apr : AxA Sun Life

Because of Easter Sunday, Easton Monday squeezed a game in on the Wednesday before Good Friday – meaning that we were all too knackered to play on Thursday. Got that? Good. Here goes with the ol' report thing... writes eggy-faced reporting ace Pete Stillman.

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Easton Monday 6 - 2 Russell Athletic

01 Apr : AXA Sun Life

Here's a special 'do it yourself, cut out and keep' match report on account of your reporter not being at the game. There are some universal truths which should make this fairly simple and Stu has kindly furnished some bare details so add your own strangled similes, mangled metaphors and clumsy cliches, delete as applicable and here goes... Pete Stillman does it with his eyes closed,

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Easton Monday 3 - 4 Avon Retreads (aet)

18 Mar : Fry's

Hindsight, they say, is a wonderful thing; not just because it stops female deer from running into trees but also because it allows you to say clever things like: "they played with the wind, we played against the wind." This was to be Easton Monday's first defeat of the season and an exercise in sheer bloody frustration. Pete Stillman looks back in anger.

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Easton Monday 3 - 0 AXA Vets

11 Mar : AXA Sun Life

Like a hand drawn picture of a great hand at bridge, this one looked like a very tricky game on paper. Pete Stillman understands what he's on about, even if nobody else does.

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Easton Monday 6 - 1 Axbridge Saxons

04 Feb : somewhere in deepest Fishponds

HARRY MOTTRAM CUP ROUND 2
A report of two halves. Ladies, please bear witness to the collective wit of Pete Stillman & Jeff Gravestock.

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Easton Monday 4 - 3 Flying Saucers

19 Nov : Fry's, Keynsham

HARRY MOTTRAM CUP ROUND 1

So - the Saucers in the cup eh? Must be a joke there somewhere. Anyway, would this 'war of the worlds' be a 'close encounter' or would the Flying Saucers come crashing down to earth? writes getting-comfy-in-the-reporter's-chair Pete Stillman.

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Easton Monday 6 - 0 Nailsea Old Boys

05 Nov : Fry's, Keynsham

A mere five years ago Easton Monday made the short trip to Nailsea to take on the ex-pros and semi-pros of the Old Boys. An awestruck Monday eleven had their first taste of a pitch with an actual dugout and were blown away by the numbered - yes, numbered - water bottles in a genuine wire basket. Rumour has it that Nailsea had their own first-aid kit and that some of their players had shinpads. Easton were hammered; though the scoreline at the end read 2-0, that hardly reflected a game that saw Nailsea's little bald midfield general chased throughout by a string of Easton players - the only thing missing was the theme tune from The Benny Hill Show. writes destined-to-be-appointed-our-new-official-reporter - Pete Stillman.

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Easton Monday 3 - 2 Red Star Bedmister

08 Oct : Fry's, Keynsham

Match report sponsored by Waterstone's Xmas Gift Guide
If it's true that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing then it was eleven very dangerous men who made their way onto pitch no. 17, otherwise known as the 'Stilly scored a goal here' memorial pitch at Keynsham, determined to maintain Easton Monday's tidy start to the season. This week's intrepid reporter - Pete Stillman.

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Easton Monday 4 - 1 Bathelona

01 Oct : Fry's, Keynsham

Sunday 1st October, my first official day of EMMR (Easton Monday Management Retirement) and I am rudely woken from my EMMR lie-in by the telephone. It is the opposition manager enquiring whether the pitch will be playable as a result of the torrential thunder storms we have experienced over the past 24 hours. writes Earl Hickey

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